Satansmistress, 32
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Lansing, MI, USA
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Satans Mistress
Satans Mistress i love to be around funny ppl and have been told that i have a very good sense of humor. i tend to like the sarcasm, raunchy jokes..and just plain goofy ones.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Weight
120 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
music, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, horseback riding, hunting, internet, nudism, photography, pole dancing, travel, writing, reading
Body Type
athletic
Movies
comedy, sci-fi, horror, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
daily
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
the life of the party, flirt
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Spicy, Omnivore, Diet Every Now & Then, Carnivore
Personality
punk, lover, fun loving, flirt
Individuality
tattoos, ninja
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
fun, relationship, mr. right, conversation, romance
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20
Pets
Turtle, Dogs, Cat
Gender
Female
Music
Screamo, Techno, Metal, Hip Hop, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Hard Rock, Death Metal, Dance
Hair Style
emo, long hair
Fitness & Sports
basketball, baseball, dancing, football (U.S.), gymnastics, hockey, jogging, martial arts, pole dancing, scuba, skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, swimming, weightlifting, wrestling
Health Related
cancer survivor
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My Groups(4)
Sarcastic
2503 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Dirty
1908 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
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