Secretsimon, 50
currently offline
Gloucestershire, UNITED KINGDOM
SECRETSIMON'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
I`m happy to lie about how we met if you are!
I work hard and play harder. Life is all about enjoying yourself and I'm on the lookout for a special someone to join the party. All I ask is your able to string a sentence together, don't dribble in public and are able to supply hugs when required.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Weight
170 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, drama, action, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
gray
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Sales / Marketing
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
only when I drink
I currently live
family and friends visit often, there is a party every night, alone
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Italian, Chinese, Chocoholic
Personality
fun loving, intellectual
Individuality
tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
something interesting, romance, miss right now, fun, relationship
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Trance, Pop, Motown, Karaoke, Indie, House, Hard Rock, Dance, Classical
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
dancing, pole dancing
My Photos
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My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups
No Groups Yet!
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