Sarcastic I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. My children are my world and spending time with them is the best. I live a very active life and I'm always looking for new places to go and explore. I'm the woman who actually likes to watch sports. Cuddling up on Sundays and watching football is ideal. I will also never say no to a good baseball game.
I'm a great cook who likes to whip a good meal for family and friends. I have a hard time giving up control of the BBQ,so if you like barbecuing watch out. I'm a complete goofball who is always doing something crazy. I can tell you I'm not shy. Laughing, loving and having fun is what life is about.
I'm also very caring and compassionate. I have devoted my life to helping others. I work for a non-profit and love my job. It's great that I can get up everyday and enjoy going to work. I'm also very open minded and will want someone who is the same.
Describing myself is really hard because I like to do so much. You can find me at home playing a board game with my kids one nights. The next night I can be out listening to a good band. Catch me on the weekends and I can be hiking, gardening, cooking, biking or spending time with family and friends.
I like working out but I'm not a fanatic. I like living a healthy life but having fun while I do it. I like trying new things and want to be with someone who is the same. Make me laugh and you got me.
Shellbo, 58
currently offlineWalnut Creek, CA, USA
SHELLBO'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Sarcastic
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Weight
100 lbs
Body Type
skinny, slim, slender
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, sci-fi, drama, action, romance
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets, with kids
Socially, I am
social butterfly, flirt, comic relief, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Italian, Chinese, Japanese, French, Fine Dining, Spicy, Carnivore
Personality
romantic, pirate, flirt, lover, liberal, fun loving
Individuality
pirate at heart
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
romance, something interesting, dating, relationship
My Sign
scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Heavy Metal, Rock, R and B, Pop, Hard Rock, Dance, Country, Alternative Rock
Hair Style
long hair, curly
Fitness & Sports
working out
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Cocktail
378 membersA group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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