A goof looking for his ball Hey there everybody. Well... just to get the awkward introductions out of the way, the name's Thomas. Now that's done let's talk.
Okay I'm going to be the first to say it, just so you know.
I watch a movie trailer and become an instant movie critic. When a new movie comes out I have a marathon of movies of every movie possibly related to it before I see the new one. When there is a television show I enjoy, I obsess. I watch old movies and aspire to be Jimmy Stewart.
I read anything I can get my hands on and write down anything that comes to mind.
I am an utter goof. It is my duty in life to make people laugh, because really what is the world without laughter?
So if you like good conversations, laughing until you cry, or having a good time with just a movie and a bowl of popcorn, why don't you say hi?
Shortandsweet07, 36
currently offline
All, KS, USA
SHORTANDSWEET07'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)



A goof looking for his ball
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'04"
Weight
140 lbs
Body Type
slim, average
Movies
sci-fi, horror, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink
I currently live
on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
social butterfly, side kick, comic relief
Political Views
libertarian
Food Related
Comfort, Omnivore, Indian, Italian, Spicy, Sushi, BRAINS!!!
Personality
pirate, intellectual, thrifty, romantic, extrovert, nerd, fun loving
Individuality
pirate at heart
I'm looking for
relationship, the yin to my yang, travel companion, miss right
My Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Folk, Celtic, Bluegrass
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
walking, hiking
Looking for
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
action, sci-fi, romantic comedy, romance, indie, horror, drama, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Relationship
dating someone special
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
some college
Profession
Journalist / Writer, Entertainment / Media, Education / Academic Research, Artistic / Musical
Do they smoke?
only when I drink
Do they drink?
socially
Socially, they are
shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
democrat, independent, libertarian, socialist
Personality
extrovert, activist, nerd, fun loving, geek, intellectual, romantic, pirate
Individuality
pirate at heart
Gender
Female
Music
Rock, Hard Rock, Bluegrass
My Photos


My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(6)
Sarcastic
2503 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Witty
2259 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Comic Relief
1813 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites