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I'm no Shecky Green!
I'm no Shecky Green! One thing I hope I never have to tell the man of my dreams.......
"Honey, impotence is only natures way of saying...no hard feelings."
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'00"
Weight 130 lbs
Body Type average
Movies sci-fi, romantic comedy, drama, action, romance, comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color auburn
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship divorced
Have Kids yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level some college
Profession Medical / Health Services, Clerical / Administrative
Income level $25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke? only when I drink
I currently live alone
Socially, I am comic relief, better in small groups, flirt, side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views independent
Food Related Diet Every Now & Then
Personality intellectual, romantic, flirt, professional, fun loving, lover
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for the yin to my yang
My Sign pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets Dog
Gender Female
Music Motown, Pop, Jazz, Hard Rock, Classical, Celtic, Bluegrass
Hair Style short hair
Fitness & Sports yoga, hiking, walking
Health Related meditation, homeopathy, holistic treatment, herbalism, folk medicine, eastern medicine

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Dry Sense of Humor

 1612 members

A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Slapstick

 732 members

A group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.

British Humor

 1068 members

A group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.

Witty

 2261 members

A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Jokester

 1437 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Intellectual Humor

 1721 members

A group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

Comic Relief

 1815 members

A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

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