I'm no Shecky Green! One thing I hope I never have to tell the man of my dreams.......
"Honey, impotence is only natures way of saying...no hard feelings."
Smplymvls, 65
currently offline
Inland Empire, CA, USA
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I'm no Shecky Green!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'00"
Weight
130 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, drama, action, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
auburn
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Medical / Health Services, Clerical / Administrative
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
only when I drink
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
comic relief, better in small groups, flirt, side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
intellectual, romantic, flirt, professional, fun loving, lover
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets
Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Motown, Pop, Jazz, Hard Rock, Classical, Celtic, Bluegrass
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
yoga, hiking, walking
Health Related
meditation, homeopathy, holistic treatment, herbalism, folk medicine, eastern medicine
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1583 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2478 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
721 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
British Humor
1053 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Witty
2233 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1418 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1694 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1790 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites