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Mr. left Harmless-ish lunatic seeks unattainable and likely nonexistent un-stereotypical female with low (enough) standards for friendship, romance and who knows what. Anything you want to know about me just yell out the window toward your bushes and I will answer.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 6'02"
Weight 240 lbs
Body Type overweight
Movies comedy, horror, action, sci-fi, steamy, indie
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color light brown, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity Vulcan, Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - do not want kids
Education Level high school grad
Profession Other
Income level $25,000-$50,000, that's private
Do you smoke? daily, chain smoker, socially, like a chimney
I currently live alone, on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am a couch potato, loner, anti-social, home body, comic relief
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Italian, Spicy, Vegetarian, Chocoholic, Indian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality introvert, punk, professional, geek, nerd, loner, total slacker, coffeeholic, white trash, pirate, redneck
Individuality psychic, tattoos, pirate at heart, mime, cougar, cougar lover
Religious Views Not Religious
I'm looking for dating, friends only, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, miss right now, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets Sehlat, Targ, Rock, Tribbles
Gender Male
Hair Style short hair, undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports cycling, pole dancing
Looking for
Orientation asexual, bisexual, celibate, straight
Have Kids no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Do they smoke? only when I drink, 420, like a chimney, hookah, daily, clove cigarettes, cigars, cigarettes, chain smoker, socially
Gender Not Sure, Female

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Dry Sense of Humor

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A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Sarcastic

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A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Toilet Humor

 574 members

A group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.

Twisted

 1212 members

A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Class Clown

 890 members

A group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.

Politically Incorrect

 971 members

A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

British Humor

 1068 members

A group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.

Dirty

 1909 members

A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Witty

 2261 members

A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Intellectual Humor

 1721 members

A group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

Butt of the Joke

 530 members

A group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.

Comic Relief

 1815 members

A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 750 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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