Splittongue1985, 39
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25 year old Canadian Guy looking for..
25 year old Canadian Guy looking for.. I'm 25 and I'm looking to meet new people with any range of interests. I have blue eyes, brown hair, a pretty good smile, and yes, I do have a split tongue as the name indicates. I have a pretty wild and open sense of humor and would love to chat with more people of like mind and attitude. Life is too short to take so seriously.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
180 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, fishing, killing zombies, movies, music, nudism, photography, reading, sports, travel, writing
Body Type
a few extra pounds, fit
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Other
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
cigarettes
Do you drink?
beer, socially
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, social butterfly
Political Views
liberal, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, socialist, conservative, independent
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality
activist, clown, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, lover, nerd, playa hater, punk, redneck
Individuality
cougar lover, goatee, piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, fun, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, something interesting, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in november, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Cats, Dogs, Ferrets, Fish, Iguana, Monkey, Rabbits, Snakes, Spiders, Turtles
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hip Hop, Industrial, Metal, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rock
Hair Style
mohawk, shaved head, spiky
Fitness & Sports
football (U.S.), hiking, rock climbing, rugby, skiing, snowboarding, swimming, weightlifting
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My Friends
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My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2497 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1206 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1027 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Politically Incorrect
969 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1901 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2257 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1431 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1717 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
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