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Being physically or mentally challenged doesn`t make you count for less!
I'm an April Fool Is there a rule that says that if you're born in April you are born with a healthy sense of humor? Must be cuz most April babies I know have an over active funny bone. I don't claim to be able to deliver a good punch line but I do try a lot and love practical jokes. I'm a die hard comedy fan. I love stand-up, comedic movies and satyrical plays. I'm no joke, but if you want to share a joke, talk movies or just like a guy with a great sense of humor, drop me a note and let's laugh together.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'10"
Weight 250 lbs
Body Type athletic, a few extra pounds, thick, disabled
Movies comedy, romance, action, drama, romantic comedy, classics, fantasy
Orientation straight
Eye Color hazel
Hair Color bald, a little gray
Ethnicity Caucasian, Native American
Relationship divorced, single
Have Kids yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level college grad
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live with roommate(s), in a van down by the river
Socially, I am shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Carnivore, Chocoholic, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Raw Food, Italian, Spicy, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Soul Food
Personality activist, fun loving, professional, preppy, introvert, conservative, jock, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual, loner, lover, pirate
Individuality piercings, tattoos, stache, goatee, beard, nickelback fan
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan
Miscellaneous hard of hearing
I'm looking for travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign aries : march 21-april 19, i was born in april
Pets Dog, Cats
Gender Male
Music Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Country, Dance, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, House, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Christian Rock
Hair Style shaved head
Health Related diabetic, naturopathy, chronic health issues
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cycling, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, movies, music, naturism, photography, reading, swimming, target practice, television, travel, writing
Their Body Type a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fit, large, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, voluptuous
Movies action, comedy, drama, indie, romance, romantic comedy
Orientation bisexual, straight
Hair Color depends on the day of the week
Their Ethnicity Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Pacific Islander
Relationship single, widowed, divorced
Have Kids yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Do they smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink? socially
They currently live alone, family and friends visit often, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick
Food Related Fast Food, Fine Dining, Italian, Spicy, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently
Personality activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, preppy, professional, redneck, romantic, tree hugger
Individuality tattoos
Religious Views Not Religious, Pagan
Miscellaneous deaf, hard of hearing
They are looking for dating, mr. right, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign i was born in april
Pets Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Ferrets, Fish, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Snake, Snakes
Gender Female
Music Alternative Rock, Celtic, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, R and B, Rock
Hair Style french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mullet, ponytail, straight

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My Groups(8)

Dry Sense of Humor

 1612 members

A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Amateur Comedian

 1221 members

A group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.

High-Brow Humor

 536 members

A group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.

Dirty

 1909 members

A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Jokester

 1437 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Intellectual Humor

 1721 members

A group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

Butt of the Joke

 530 members

A group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.

Comic Relief

 1815 members

A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

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