I can be funny, lend me them clothes you're weaing I had a near death experience at Christmas. When I got to the Pearly Gates there were two guy's in front of me. Saint Peter was manning his post.
"Hold up lad's" He said. This is the season of good will, so what good tidings have you brought us?
The two guy's in front of me looked at each other, scratched their heads and thought about it for a second.
The first man pulled a torchlight from his pocket and shone into St Peters eyes. "What's that?" St peter asked
That's the lone star. The guiding light that led the shepherds to the man. "Oh very cleaver. Go on, you've made it."
The next guy pulled a bunch of keys from his pocket and started clinking them together. "Go on, explain? "Jingle bells." "Borderline. Go on in you've made it.
When it came to my turn I produced a pair of skimpy knockers and waved them around. "What in heavens name does that represent?" asked a puzzled St P.
"They're carols!"
Stimulatemymind, 70
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Aberdeen, United Kingdom
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Body Type
slim, slender
Movies
indie, comedy, drama, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Other, Inter-racial, Mixed Race
Relationship
single
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
ain't had no skoolin
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
daily, ceremonial smoking, cigars
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups
Food Related
Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Raw Food, Spicy, Caribbean, Organic, Thai, Indian, French, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, fun loving, pirate
Individuality
rocket scientist, pirate at heart, cougar lover
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
soulmate, conversation, fun, the yin to my yang, dating, relationship
My Sign
i was born in december
Gender
Male
Music
Hardcore, Classical, Relaxation and Meditation, Country, Soul, Reggae, Dance, Rock, R and B, Motown, Jazz-Fusion, Jazz, House, Hip Hop, Hard Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
walking, working out
Languages
English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
gardening, dancing, writing, travel, hunting, sports
Movies
action, drama
Orientation
straight, celibate, bisexual
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week
Relationship
single, separated, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house
Profession
Other, Internet, Hospitality / Travel, Entertainment / Media, Clerical / Administrative, Artistic / Musical
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship
Political Views
green party, independent
Food Related
Comfort
Personality
pirate, intellectual, activist, fun loving, extrovert, tree hugger, romantic, professional
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
conversation, friends only, penpal, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, the yin to my yang, soulmate
Gender
Female
Music
Classical, Jazz, Funk, Jazz-Fusion, Motown, Opera, R and B, Reggae, Rock, Ska, Soul
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