Stormizrag3n, 56
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Rural Area, IA, USA
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Tickle me, I promise I'll laugh--maybe!
Tickle me, I promise I'll laugh--maybe! I recall always bein' called the comic relief when it came to high school. I don't know if they meant it for my spontaneous morbid sense of humor or just directed at me as a person. Hey, high school was high school. Now I'm a bit on the shy side until I know someone better but my spunk comes out very soon and I've been told that I have a wit about my jokes, which I think are dorky, personally. I would like to meet people that just like to talk and enjoy a good sense of humor at the same time.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'04"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, thick, disabled
Movies
sci-fi, classics, horror, action, murder mysteries, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green, blue
Hair Color
dark brown, light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, currently in college, high school grad
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, daily
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, better in small groups
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Comfort, Mexican, Fast Food, Italian, Diet Every Now & Then, Chinese
Personality
playa hater, lover, intellectual, romantic, flirt, conservative, fun loving
Individuality
tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
romance, mr. right, relationship, dating, conversation, soulmate, penpal, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in september, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Female
Music
Bluegrass, Country, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Christian Rock, Jazz, Pop, Rock
Hair Style
layered, short hair, straightened
Fitness & Sports
walking, swimming
Health Related
chiropractic, chronic health issues, challenging health issues, meditation, challenging dietary issues
Languages
English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, naturism, photography, reading, sports, television, travel, video games, weather, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, disabled, fit, pleasantly plump, thick
Movies
action, comedy, horror, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, bald, black, blond, light brown
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian, Native American, Pacific Islander
Relationship
divorced, off the market, just here for friends, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Construction / Craftsman, Entertainment / Media, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do they smoke?
daily, socially
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
independent, not interested in politics, republican
Food Related
Chinese, Comfort, Fast Food, Italian
Personality
activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, loner, lover, playa hater, redneck
Individuality
beard, goatee, piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Christian, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pantheist, Wiccan
Miscellaneous
HIV+
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, soulmate, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Military Service
coast guard, marines, navy, veteran
Pets
Dog, Dogs, Ferret, Horses, Monkey, Rock
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Country, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Rock
Hair Style
crew cut, curly, flattop, long hair, ponytail, shaved head, short hair, straight
Fitness & Sports
bowling, football (U.S.), hockey, martial arts, swimming, walking, working out
Health Related
alternative medicine, western medicine
My Photos
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My Friends
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My Groups(6)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites