Swaggonblast, 34
currently offline
All, NJ, USA
SWAGGONBLAST'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Where's waldo? On top of your wife.
Where's waldo? On top of your wife. I'm Andy. I'm corny. My jokes are too intellectual sometimes and fly over everyone's head. I write witty rap verses. I'm pretty awesome. I love a girl who can make me laugh. MAKE ME LAUGH DAMNIT!
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'05"
Weight
150 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
baking, comic books, cooking & recipes, killing zombies, movies, music, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, sports, television, writing
Body Type
athletic, average
Movies
comedy, horror, indie, steamy, romance, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight, transgender-ftm
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
African American, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Vulcan
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media
Do you smoke?
420, cigarettes
Do you drink?
beer, liquor, socially, wine
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
class clown, comic relief, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Chinese, Diet Every Now & Then, Junk Food Junkie, Omnivore
Personality
clown, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, nerd, punk, romantic, total slacker
Individuality
cougar lover, piercings, superhero, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, miss right, relationship, romance, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20, i was born in june
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Transgender, Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Classical, Dance, Indie, Karaoke, Motown, Punk, Rock, Screamo, Ska, Soul
Hair Style
afro, mohawk, shaved head
Fitness & Sports
football (U.S.), skateboarding, tennis, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling
My Photos
My Friends
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1606 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2497 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Amateur Comedian
1216 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Dirty
1901 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1429 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1716 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
884 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Comic Relief
1810 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
