Sometimes one must bow to the absurd.
Tejh, 69
currently offlineDetroit, MI, USA
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Don't take Life or yourself too serious.
Don't take Life or yourself too serious. Don't take Life or yourself too serious.
Sometimes one must bow to the absurd.

Sometimes one must bow to the absurd.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
180 lbs
Body Type
athletic, average, a few extra pounds, slim, fit, skinny
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
blond, light brown, red, bald, a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Native American, Other, Vulcan
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Technical / Science / Engineering, Other, Internet
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, social butterfly, side kick, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, loner
Political Views
republican, democrat, green party, liberal, progressive, conservative, independent
Food Related
Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Chocoholic, French, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Sushi, Fine Dining, BRAINS!!!, Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
fun loving, professional, preppy, total slacker, extrovert, conservative, liberal, white trash, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, loner, lover, geek, pirate, coffeeholic
Individuality
pirate at heart, vampire, cougar lover
Religious Views
Christian, Atheist, Catholic, Buddhist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic, Pagan, Wiccan
Miscellaneous
hard of hearing
I'm looking for
travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
i was born in april, aries : march 21-april 19
Military Service
veteran, marines
Pets
Tribbles, Rock
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
buzz cut, ponytail
Fitness & Sports
running, swimming, working out, cycling
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cycling, dancing, gardening, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, running, shopping, sports, swimming, target practice, television, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga
Their Body Type
athletic, average, fit, skinny, slender, slim, voluptuous
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
asexual, celibate, straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Indian, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
no, teetotaller
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, progressive, republican
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Sushi
Personality
coffeeholic, conservative, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, lover, pirate, romantic, tree hugger
Individuality
cougar, mime, nudist, pirate at heart, vampire
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan
Miscellaneous
hard of hearing
They are looking for
mr. right, relationship, romance
Military Service
navy, reserves, veteran, air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard
Pets
Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Horse, Horses, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Classical, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Indie, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rock, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
bob cut, bun, curly, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, pageboy, perm, ponytail, shag, short hair, straight, straightened
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My Groups(6)
Dry Sense of Humor
1450 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2226 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1064 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Amateur Comedian
1056 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Witty
2037 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1522 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
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