Geek Jokes Ahoy So, the Higgs Boson walks into a church. The pastor says 'I'm sorry, we can't have theoretical particles here for service'. The Boson says 'But without me, how can you have mass?!'
So Heisenberg is driving along, listening to his loud music, not paying attention to the road. A cop signals him over, and he rolls down his window. 'Sir, do you know how fast you were going?' 'No, but I know EXACTLY where I am!'
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Thac0, 34
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Austin, TX, USA
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Geek Jokes Ahoy
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'02"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romantic comedy, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Entertainment / Media
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
class clown, the life of the party, social butterfly, comic relief
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Italian, Comfort, Sushi, Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Eat Out Frequently
Personality
professional, pirate, geek, lover, tree hugger, clown, intellectual, liberal, extrovert, nerd, fun loving
Individuality
psychic, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, relationship, romance, friends only
My Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Pets
No pets currently (but like them), Tribbles
Gender
Female, Male, Transgender
Music
Rock, Punk, Choir, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Pop, Metal, Karaoke, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Folk, Country, Classical
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
yoga, swimming, working out, hiking, martial arts, skiing, weightlifting, walking
Health Related
therapy, meditation, minor dietary issues
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My Friends
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My Groups(8)
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1438 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites