Superintendant Chalmers- "Good lord what's going on in there!?" points at glowing kitchen door (kitchen is burning)
Seymore Skinner- "Um.....Aurora Borealis?"
Chalmers- "AURORA BOREALIS?! At this time of year, in this location, at this very moment... in your kitchen?"
Skinner- "...Yup."
Chalmers- "Oh. Can I see?"
Skinner- "...No."
Chalmers- (Leaves the building) "Well, Seymore, you may be odd but you sure know how to steam a good ham."
Thethinker1, 38
currently offlineEl Paso, TX, USA
THETHINKER1'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS
Traveller/Philosopher seeking some fun.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'05"
Weight
150 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
yoga, video games, travel, television, swimming, reading, music, movies, working out, internet, cooking & recipes, computers, writing
Body Type
athletic
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
asexual, straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
no
I currently live
with parents, with pets
Socially, I am
better in small groups, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief, home body
Political Views
reform party
Food Related
Carnivore, Comfort, Italian, Japanese, Raw, Chinese, Vegan
Personality
loner, activist, nerd, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, preppy, professional, romantic, tree hugger, type a
Individuality
comb over
I'm looking for
travel companion, the yin to my yang, soulmate, romance, relationship, penpal, fun, dating, conversation
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Gender
Male
Hair Style
comb over
Fitness & Sports
working out, swimming, yoga
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High-Brow Humor
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Political Humor
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British Humor
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Witty
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Jokester
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Intellectual Humor
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Prankster
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Comic Relief
1595 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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