Timgoes, 67
currently offline
New York City Suburbs, NY, USA
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Hi, I'm a funny, bright, fit, artsy, outdoorsy and much mo. For a living I hunt and gather. Not really I have a tree care service. I sail, windsurf, kayak, unicycle, boomerang, trick roping, poetry, photography, joke, invent, yoga, Netflix, music and mo. Healthy head and heart. Very hairy but not on my back. I have taken high risks to help people I'll never meet so I'll look out for the one I love. I enjoy making people laugh and good at it. I'm 51 but look 50. Nice looking with all my hair. Located in lower Westchester. I have 2 cats. Looking for a long term relationship and also open to new friendships.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
180 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, thick, fit
Movies
comedy, indie, romantic comedy, drama, action, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets
Socially, I am
home body, better in small groups, comic relief
Political Views
progressive, democrat, liberal, green party, independent
Food Related
Eat Out Frequently, Spicy, Italian, Japanese, Carnivore, Gluten-free Diet, Chocoholic, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?)
Personality
lover, loner, pirate, tree hugger, burner (burning man participant), intellectual, romantic, liberal, extrovert, introvert, fun loving, activist
Individuality
stache
Religious Views
Buddhist, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
miss right, soulmate, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in october, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Cats
Gender
Male
Fitness & Sports
cycling, yoga
My Photos
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My Friends
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My Groups
No Groups Yet!
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites