Tristan859, 37
currently offline
Lexington, KY, USA
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Dry, sarcastic, horribly offensive jokes are best
Dry, sarcastic, horribly offensive jokes are best What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. If you laughed, keep going. If you find Daniel Tosh and Anthony Jeselnik to be hilariously refreshing, keep going. I'm a 25 year old veteran and a college graduate. I love my dog, friends, and family. I'm an offensive, sarcastic gentleman who has also been called an @ssh*le. I like a good beer, a fine bourbon, and long walks with your mom. I live by Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. If you aren't easily offended, like dogs, would like to converse with a good man, and/ or think we'd get along, break the societal norms and message me first.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
200 lbs
Body Type
athletic, a few extra pounds, fit
Movies
romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, romance, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
light brown, blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
some college, currently in college
Profession
Education / Academic Research, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
cigarettes, cigars, electronic cigarettes, hookah, socially
I currently live
with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
class clown, comic relief, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
libertarian
Food Related
Indian, Diet Every Now & Then, French, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Omnivore, Carnivore
Personality
romantic, extrovert, professional, flirt, nerd, intellectual, geek
Individuality
cougar lover
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
romance, travel companion, relationship, dating, conversation, miss right
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22, i don't believe in zodiac signs
Military Service
air force, national guard
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Rap, Progressive Rock, Alternative Rock, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Country, Classical, Celtic, Bluegrass, R and B, Hip Hop, Karaoke, Pop, Post Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
running, cycling, working out, aerobics, dancing, hiking, armchair quarterback, bowling, weightlifting, walking, jogging
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
