Twistedtim, 48
currently offlineTucson, AZ, USA
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People say I'm funny. I think Douglas Adams is.
People say I'm funny. I think Douglas Adams is. Love humor. Most of mine is dark and/ or sarcastic, some that don't appreciate it might even say creepy. Love Douglas Adams.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
140 lbs
Body Type
average, fit
Movies
sci-fi, indie, animation, drama, action, horror, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, mockumentaries, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Food Service
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets
Political Views
not interested in politics, independent
Food Related
Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Comfort, Indian, Spicy, Sushi, Soul Food, BRAINS!!!, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Thai, Mexican, Chocoholic, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality
lover, loner, geek, nerd, fun loving, introvert, intellectual
Individuality
tattoos, stache, goatee
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
miss right now, romance, dating, the yin to my yang, relationship, roommate, fun, conversation, something interesting, miss right
My Sign
i was born in february, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets
Dog, Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Ska, Reggae, Heavy Metal, Punk, Alternative Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, House, Indie, Industrial, Metal, Rock
Hair Style
straight
Fitness & Sports
armchair quarterback
Health Related
western medicine, acupuncture
Languages
Spanish, English, Pig Latin, The Language of Love
Looking for
Relationship
single, single - never married, divorced, separated
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Socially, they are
a couch potato
Pets
Dog, Dogs, Fish, No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Female
Languages
English
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My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites