Ultagamer, 34
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im funny, other people think im funny. i have lots of frien
im funny, other people think im funny. i have lots of friends if u want to have someone funny with u, then im ur man
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
290 lbs
Body Type
fat and proud, large, a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, steamy, drama, action, horror, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college, high school grad
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
family and friends visit often, with pets, with parents
Socially, I am
loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato
Food Related
Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Carnivore, BRAINS!!!, Chocoholic
Personality
playa hater, pirate, flirt, geek, lover, loner, romantic, punk, professional, fun loving, nerd, activist, intellectual
Individuality
psychic, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Not Religious, Christian
I'm looking for
penpal, the yin to my yang, miss right now, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
i was born in may, taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets
Dog, Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Jazz-Fusion, Punk, Alternative Rock, Classical, Country, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Karaoke, Techno, Rock, Rap, R and B, Progressive Rock, Pop, Metal
Hair Style
spiky, crew cut, short hair
Fitness & Sports
swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
television, swimming, music, movies, manga, killing zombies, internet, computers, comic books, video games
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
indie, horror, drama, comedy, bollywood, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
gray, brown, black, blue, glass, green, hazel
Hair Color
light brown, dark brown, blond, black
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level
currently in college, high school grad
Income level
Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
no
They currently live
with roommate(s), with pets, with parents, with an insignificant other, on a pirate ship, family and friends visit often, alone
Socially, they are
side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly, a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, loner
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chocoholic, Eat Out Frequently
Personality
flirt, activist, nerd, fun loving, geek, loner, playa, playa hater, punk, romantic, intellectual, lover
Individuality
pirate at heart, psychic
They are looking for
soulmate, the yin to my yang, something REALLY hot, romance, relationship, mr. right, friends - with benefits, dating, conversation
Pets
Cat, Dog, Dogs
Gender
Female
Hair Style
undetectable toupee
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My Groups(9)
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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