Ummmhi, 44
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Green Bay, WI, USA
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Honest and real
I love to laugh and kinda have a quick witted personality. I laugh to make people laugh and would like to find someone who has the same personality.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
150 lbs
Body Type
slender, fit
Movies
comedy, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Executive / Management
Do you smoke?
daily
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
the life of the party, social butterfly, flirt, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Omnivore, French, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Carnivore
Personality
romantic, fun loving, lover
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
soulmate, miss right, miss right now, something interesting, dating, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in january, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets
Dog
Fitness & Sports
swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, cycling, dancing, gardening, internet, larp, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, swimming, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, disabled, fit, skinny, slim, supermodel
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
glass, gray, green, hazel, black, blue, brown
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander
Relationship
committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, married, open relationship, seeing someone, separated, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
daily, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Raw, Vegetarian
Personality
nerd, playa hater, preppy, professional, romantic, tree hugger, type a, white trash, conservative, extrovert, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, loner, lover
Individuality
nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Catholic, Christian, Deist, Jehovah's Witness, Jewish, Latter-day Saints, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Scientology, Wiccan
They are looking for
dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
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Dirty
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Witty
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Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Comic Relief
1813 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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