Unsulliedtoast, 35

What did the bartender say to the jew/wop/Asian? Get the hell out of my bar.

Racist. Wrong. Funny.

I'm just a lonely guy who needs someone or something new in life. I'm open minded, laid back, love hockey and MMA/UFC, passion for music (metal head for life), video games (lady killer!), movies, funny tv shows (but not crap like Big Bang Theory), marijuana (only the good stuff), and my dog. I love my dog. I'm not looking for one night stands, or f*ck buddies, I want a friend first and maybe something more later. I own my own business (with my dad), so my schedule is as crazy as it can be wide open. I've got a big heart and lots of love to give, just need to find somebody willing to let me give it to them. I'm a bigger guy, about 6 foot 3 and 300+ lbs (don't know exact numbers as I haven't measured or weighed myself in a while). I'm not proud to be that big, I'd love to lose some weight and be more out going and active, I'm just lacking the right motivation. And the right person would be just that. Im a good listener and in turn a good talker, although I'll be pretty shy at first. I live in my own house with some roommates, all good people.

If you want to know more, please email/contact me here and I'll do everything I can to get back to you. Thanks and good luck.