My humor is sharp, dry, unafraid to point out the truth you didn’t want to admit. Sarcasm is my companion, irony is my weapon, and laughter is earned, not begged for.
Careful what you kneel for.. you might just like it too much.
Step lightly, laugh quietly, and maybe you’ll survive my jokes.. or learn to worship.
Vanialynn, 34
2 weeks ago
Anchorage, AK, USA
VANIALYNN'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS
Wicked wit at the helm
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'9"
Weight
190 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
Baking, Cooking & recipes, Dancing, Fishing, Movies
Body Type
Average
Movies
Romance, Action
Eye Color
Brown
Hair Color
Dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
Single - never married
Have Kids
No - do not want kids
Education Level
Master's Degree
Profession
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
That's private
Do you smoke?
No - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
Socially
I currently live
Alone
Socially, I am
Shy at first, but warm up quickly
Food Related
Omnivore
Personality
Intellectual, Fun loving, Eccentric, Lover, Nerd
Individuality
Opera lover
I'm looking for
Mr. right, The yin to my yang, Soulmate, Relationship, Miss right now, Fun, Dating
My Sign
Cancer : june 21-july 22
Music
Dance
Hair Style
Long hair
Fitness & Sports
Baseball, Yoga, Dancing, Basketball
Health Related
Western medicine
Languages
English
MBTI® Personality Type
ENFP
My Preferred Pronouns
She/Her/Hers
Social Justice
All Lives Matter Advocate
Love Language
Receiving Gifts, Acts of Service
Highly Sensitive Type
Sensitive
High Sensation Seeker
Adventure Seeking
My Photos
This member has not uploaded any photos yet!
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups
No Groups Yet!
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
