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Grumpy Wiseass Curmudgeon
Grumpy Wiseass Curmudgeon Aging "Boomer" recently widowed with a sense of humor somewhere between Soupy Sales and Atila the Hun looking to reconnect with human life-forms. Gourmet cook, (no "cutesy" food... make a mean loaf of home made bread); hunter/fisherman/forager who is also a cat lover, (which probably disqualifies me from the "guy" network but I appreciate that dogs have owners and cats have "staff". Dogs come when you call them and cats have a "service" and "MAY" get back to you... if they feel like it.)

Politically conservative, spiritual but not religious, do not suffer fools well and believe that life is too short to hug porcupines.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 6'03"
Weight 270 lbs
Body Type a few extra pounds
Movies comedy, action
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color white / gray
Ethnicity Vulcan
Relationship widowed
Have Kids yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level some college
Profession Legal Services
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - will not date a smoker
I currently live alone
Socially, I am flirt, comic relief
Political Views libertarian, conservative
Food Related Omnivore, Carnivore
Personality conservative, flirt, extrovert, nerd, activist
Individuality goatee
Religious Views Deist
My Sign i was born in march, pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Gender Male
Music Christian Rock, Motown, Country, Bluegrass
Hair Style buzz cut
Fitness & Sports walking, armchair quarterback
Health Related diabetic, folk medicine, herbalism
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests cooking & recipes
Their Body Type a few extra pounds, pleasantly plump, voluptuous
Orientation straight
Their Ethnicity Caucasian
Do they smoke? no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink? no
They currently live alone, with pets
Food Related Omnivore
Personality fun loving, flirt
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual
Pets Cats
Gender Female

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Dry Sense of Humor

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A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

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A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Politically Incorrect

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A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

Comic Relief

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A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

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