W0arnold, 68
currently offline
Oberdachstetten, Germany
W0ARNOLD'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Sarcasm and tricks on words are my favorites
Sarcasm and tricks on words are my favorites I try to make the sad points seem more funny. Doesn't always work, but I keep trying.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Friendship Only
Height
6'00"
Weight
190 lbs
Body Type
large
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, action, drama, romantic comedy, animation
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
gray
Hair Color
white / gray, a little gray, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Native American, Inter-racial, Mixed Race
Relationship
married
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
Bachelor's Degree
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Medical / Health Services
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, ceremonial smoking
I currently live
with a significant other
Socially, I am
home body, side kick, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, loner, class clown
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
activist, fun loving, romantic, tree hugger, loner, lover, coffeeholic, clown, artistic
Individuality
tattoos, mime, magician, circus clown, artist, designer, paranormal believer, clairvoyant
Religious Views
Buddhist, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, relationship, conversation
My Sign
i was born in october, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Military Service
army, navy
Pets
Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Country, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Pop, R and B, Rock, Reggae, Soul, Relaxation and Meditation
Hair Style
long hair, ponytail
Fitness & Sports
yoga, swimming, working out, cycling, walking, bowling, dancing, snorkeling, tai chi
Health Related
alternative medicine, acupuncture, chiropractic, eastern medicine, folk medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, meditation, naturopathy, cancer survivor
Languages
English, German, The Language of Love
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(4)
Sarcastic
2499 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Jokester
1433 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Self-Deprecating Humor
748 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
