Whitechain011, 35
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Rural Area, TX, USA
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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?...
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?... Some people describe my humor as a little harsh. It's maybe because since I was little I used to get picked on for my weight so I had to figure out a way to defend myself so I chose humor. I always try to find a funny spin into anything that is negative. I can be very sarcastic at times to the point that people can't tell that I'm joking. I don't want to say that I take jokes well because some people do cross the line, but I think I do pretty well for the most part.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, sci-fi, drama, action, horror, romance
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
separated
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Food Service, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Journalist / Writer, Executive / Management
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
family and friends visit often
Socially, I am
comic relief, a couch potato
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then, Italian, Carnivore
Personality
lover, intellectual, clown, fun loving
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Female
Music
Techno, Christian Rock, Rap, R and B, Pop, Hip Hop, Gospel, Dance, Country, Reggae, Soul
Hair Style
layered
Fitness & Sports
walking, swimming, dancing, bowling, volleyball, soccer (U.S.), working out
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My Groups(6)
Sarcastic
2506 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Jokester
1438 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites