Wmsiii, 48
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The last man on earth
I am a witty guy that loves stand-up and sitcoms. I won't waste any good lines here, but I am quick and clever. I am looking for a woman that can make any time a good time.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
250 lbs
Body Type
large
Movies
comedy, steamy, sci-fi, indie
Orientation
celibate, straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone
Political Views
socialist, progressive, liberal
Food Related
Chinese, Spicy, Omnivore, Fine Dining, Eat Out Frequently, Sushi
Personality
geek, liberal, pirate, loner, playa hater, intellectual, total slacker, fun loving, nerd
Individuality
pirate at heart, beard
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
miss right now, miss right, soulmate, dating, romance
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20
Gender
Male
Looking for
Their Body Type
athletic, supermodel, slim, slender, skinny, fit, bodybuilder, voluptuous, average, a few extra pounds
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - do not want kids, no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level
college grad, ain't had no skoolin, currently in college, post-Graduate, some college
Income level
that's private, $50,000-$100,000, $25,000-$50,000, $100,000+
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
alcoholic, like a fish, daily, socially
They are looking for
relationship, the yin to my yang, soulmate, something REALLY hot, romance, mr. right now, mr. right, friends - with benefits, dating
Gender
Female
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