I spend my free time reading or writing unless I'm in a socializing mood, when I watch comedy movies, a good blood and guts slasher flick, or some satire (Mel Brooks, South Park, etc.) I love classic Loony Tunes and 90's Nickelodeon. On a non-humor note, I like watching House MD, Criminal Minds, Hoarders, and Solitary. I spend more free time reading than watching tv or movies. I like being outdoors, especially through walking my dogs or just walking. I love to eat, whether it's Italian food or sushi or just chips and sandwiches. Pesto and garlic are some of my favorite seasonings. I'm a fairly open book, so ask away!Writesbackstage, 37
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Rural Area, TX, USA
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Dry wit, stay on your toes
Dry wit, stay on your toes Two goldfish were in their tank; one turns to the other and says "you man the guns; I'll drive." When it comes to dry, observational humor, I consider myself an expert. As a college student studying theater, one liner jokes don't take as long to tell. I spend my free time reading or writing unless I'm in a socializing mood, when I watch comedy movies, a good blood and guts slasher flick, or some satire (Mel Brooks, South Park, etc.) I love classic Loony Tunes and 90's Nickelodeon. On a non-humor note, I like watching House MD, Criminal Minds, Hoarders, and Solitary. I spend more free time reading than watching tv or movies. I like being outdoors, especially through walking my dogs or just walking. I love to eat, whether it's Italian food or sushi or just chips and sandwiches. Pesto and garlic are some of my favorite seasonings. I'm a fairly open book, so ask away!
I spend my free time reading or writing unless I'm in a socializing mood, when I watch comedy movies, a good blood and guts slasher flick, or some satire (Mel Brooks, South Park, etc.) I love classic Loony Tunes and 90's Nickelodeon. On a non-humor note, I like watching House MD, Criminal Minds, Hoarders, and Solitary. I spend more free time reading than watching tv or movies. I like being outdoors, especially through walking my dogs or just walking. I love to eat, whether it's Italian food or sushi or just chips and sandwiches. Pesto and garlic are some of my favorite seasonings. I'm a fairly open book, so ask away!About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'07"
Weight
130 lbs
Body Type
slim, slender
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romantic comedy, drama, horror, romance
Orientation
bisexual
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
only when I drink, cigars, clove cigarettes
I currently live
with parents, with pets
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, better in small groups, loner
Political Views
republican, not interested in politics
Food Related
Fine Dining, Japanese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Sushi, Pescetarian
Personality
introvert, coffeeholic, fun loving, frugal, nerd, geek, intellectual, romantic, loner, flirt
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Pagan, Christian, Wiccan
I'm looking for
soulmate, conversation, dating, relationship, the yin to my yang, romance, mr. right, miss right
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19, i was born in march
Pets
Cats, Dogs
Gender
Female
Music
Rock, Jazz, Folk, Country, Classical, Celtic
Hair Style
straight, ponytail
Fitness & Sports
bowling, walking, jogging, yoga, running
Looking for
Their Body Type
fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder
Movies
romantic comedy, romance, indie, sci-fi, horror, drama, comedy, action
Orientation
lesbian, bisexual, straight
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, dark brown, blond, black, bald, auburn
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Do they smoke?
clove cigarettes, cigarettes, cigars, electronic cigarettes, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, pipe, socially
Do they drink?
liquor, alcoholic, wine, socially, beer, no
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Gender
Female, Male
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My Groups(6)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
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