Zatchmo83, 41

Dry, Silly, and Obscene. Nothing is sacred! First off, I'm divorced and as a result living with my parents for the time being. I'm going to Pharmacy Tech school later this year. I love movies, books, and all things horror. I've been told that I'm witty and have a dry sense of humor. I've also been told my humor is somewhat offensive to some, and that's okay with me, though I try to make sure EVERYONE gets a few laughs. I'm hairy and I don't like to shave, so more often than not, my face has some scruff. I sweat like no other, so I often double as a heater for friends and family. I'm a bit of a wuss, but I have moments of strength. I'm a terrible liar so I don't try to deceive. If you want the truth, I'll give it to you. Ask me a question, be prepared for an honest and accurate answer. I try to make people laugh and smile as often as I can.

I'm just an average guy with a decent heart looking for someone to share a love of all things nerdy and horror-related. I'm really a silly person, and I'd like someone who is the same way. I don't take too much seriously, after all. Intelligence is a major plus. Also, a love for fellow human beings is good. Oh, before I forget, please no clinically diagnosed mentally ill people. Been there, done that, have the scars to prove it. I just want a woman who will treat me with the same respect I treat her. I was raised with many old-fashioned values, but I've been able to discard the ones that no longer apply to this day and age. I'm looking for an equal, not a slave nor a master.