Life's too short - laugh, laugh, yada, yada... 52 Newly Divorced: First of all, I'm unconventionally funny/sardonic and guaranteed can make you laugh.
Dedicated to our new president fully. My personality is unconventional, laid-back, non-judgemental, mature and self-assured, attractive, younger than my years physically, intellectually, emotionally, sexy. I take care of myself in every way: exercise, meditation, intellectual stimulation, social connections, ------- delights.
You are politically engaged [if not presently active], a news junkie, conversationalist, fun, funny, don't take yourself to seriously. Enjoy
playing (lots of things). You're attractive, worldly, self-assured,
youthful, fit and if I find you sexy you get browny points.
Lets stress this has to begin over coffee and a comfortable repartee,
obviously. If it clicks, lets be friends, be casual and relaxed, no
strings until further developments arise. Please be local to Atlanta, or
travel here on business (that's OK).
Let's not talk relocation now, please.
Like: Intellectuals, Gentle souls, Progressives, Conversation, Journal
Writing, Reading (novels, bios), Reflection, Charity, Scrabble, Charades, all Music except opera and really heavy metal, Brainstorming, Comedy, Candlelight, Fires, Incense, Aromatherapy, Meditation, Eastern Philosophy, Spontaneity, French kisses, Massage, Laughter, Foreign Films, Tennis, City and Woodsy Walks, Bicycling, Boating, My Prius, Snow, Sunsets, the ocean, Mountains, Skinnydipping, Self deprecating humor, Travel, seizing the day,
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, Sushi, Bagels and smoke salmon, Cooking foreign foods, Wine, Intimate Dinner with Close Friends, New York Times, The
Nation, Atlantic Monthly, CNN, NPR, PBS, Air America, George Carlin, Bill
Maher, Steven Colbert, Boston, Chicago, San Francisco, NYC, Montreal,
Unconventionality, Crocs, Blogging, Wood, Painting, Colored glass, Art
Zmartzexyphunm, 67
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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Life's too short - laugh, laugh, yada, yada...
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'10"
Weight
160 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
writing, working out, wine tasting, sports, reading, cooking & recipes, cycling, internet, movies, music, photography
Body Type
athletic
Movies
romantic comedy, indie, drama, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Internet
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
comic relief, better in small groups
Political Views
progressive, liberal, democrat
Food Related
Italian, Indian, Chinese, Vegetarian, Vegan, Raw Food, Japanese
Personality
activist, tree hugger, romantic, professional, lover, liberal, intellectual, fun loving
Individuality
beard
Religious Views
Buddhist, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
romance, dating, fun, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19
Gender
Male
Fitness & Sports
working out, cycling
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My Friends
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My Groups(9)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites